Sitting around at 4 A.M. waiting for my coworkers/roommates to stop partying. Sometimes I wonder if there is an actual group that I fit in to.

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iguessillusethis:

my-apollo-bars:

in case any of you wanted to know how gay sex works

Lol I’m showing everyone this

Kelly Clarkson- “Dark Side”

There’s a place that I know

It’s not pretty there and few have ever gone

If I show it to you now

Will it make you run away

Or will you stay

Even if it hurts

Even if I try to push you out

Will you return?

And remind me who I really am

Please remind me who I really am

Everybody’s got a dark side

Do you love me?

Can you love mine?

Nobody’s a picture perfect

But we’re worth it

You know that we’re worth it

Will you love me?

Even with my dark side?

Like a diamond

From black dust

It’s hard to know

It can become

If you give up

So don’t give up on me

Please remind me who I really am

Everybody’s got a dark side

Do you love me?

Can you love mine?

Nobody’s a picture perfect

But we’re worth it

You know that we’re worth it

Will you love me?

Even with my dark side?

Don’t run away

Don’t run away

Just tell me that you will stay

Promise me you will stay

Don’t run away

Don’t run away

Just promise me you will stay

Promise me you will stay

Will you love me?

Everybody’s got a dark side

Do you love me?

Can you love mine?

Nobody’s a picture perfect

But we’re worth it

You know that we’re worth it

Will you love me?

Even with my dark side?

"Accidental Racist" -Brad Paisley and LL Cool J

Wait, what?

And when we were good, you just close your eyes. So when we are bad, we’ll scar your minds
Marilyn Manson - “Fight Song”

Does your background check ever show that I earned a bachelor’s degree? Does it put my years of teaching and coaching children and adults on display? Are the countless times I refused illicit drugs or avoided illegal activites ever considered? How about all the good things I’ve done?

Do you ever consider that I’m more than just a list of my past crimes?

I think I’ve finally had enough. I think I maybe think too much.
I think this might be it for us. You think I’m just too serious. I think you’re full of shit. My head is spinning so blow me one last kiss.

Just when it can’t get worse, I’ve had a shit day.
Have you had a shit day? We’ve had a shit day. I think that life’s too short for this. I want back my ignorance and bliss. I think I’ve had enough of this. Blow me one last kiss.

Pink- “Blow Me (One Last Kiss)”

I found a container of lotion in my bathroom.

It claims to have Shea butter in it. It smells like rocky road ice cream. It’s kind of watery and doesn’t seem to work well.

I think someone poured ice cream into a lotion container and left it in my bathroom.

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