Romeo, save me!

P!nk - Just Give Me A Reason ft. Nate Ruess Right from the...

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:22:28 -0400

P!nk - Just Give Me A Reason ft. Nate Ruess

Right from the start

You were a thief, you stole my heart

And I your willing victim

I let you see the parts of me, that weren’t all that pretty

And with every touch you fixed them

Now you’ve been talking in your sleep oh oh

Things you never say to me oh oh

Tell me that you’ve had enough

Of our love, our love

Just give me a reason, just a little bit’s enough

Just a second we’re not broken just bent, and we can learn to love again

It’s in the stars, it’s been written in the scars on our hearts

We’re not broken just bent, and we can learn to love again

I’m sorry I don’t understand

Where all of this is coming from

I thought that we were fine (Oh we had everything)

Your head is running wild again

My dear we still have everythin’

And it’s all in your mind (Yeah but this is happenin’)

You’ve been havin’ real bad dreams oh oh

You used to lie so close to me oh oh

There’s nothing more than empty sheets between our love, our love

Oh our love, our love

Just give me a reason, just a little bit’s enough

Just a second we’re not broken just bent and we can learn to love again

I never stop, you’re still written in the scars on my heart

You’re not broken just bent and we can learn to love again

Oh tear ducts and rust

I’ll fix it for us

We’re collecting dust, but our love’s enough

You’re holding it in

You’re pouring a drink

No nothing is as bad as it seems

We’ll come clean

Just give me a reason just a little bit’s enough

Just a second we’re not broken just bent and we can learn to love again

It’s in the stars, it’s been written in the scars on our hearts

That we’re not broken just bent and we can learn to love again

Just give me a reason, just a little bit’s enough

Just a second we’re not broken just bent, and we can learn to love again

It’s in the stars, it’s been written in the scars on our hearts

That we’re not broken just bent, and we can learn to love again

Oh we can learn to love again

Oh we can learn to love again oh oh

Oh that we’re not broken just bent and we can learn to love again

infinitenap: friendship?

Mon, 06 May 2013 13:30:27 -0400

infinitenap:

friendship?

catladynextdoor: echalegalleta: littleoutsider: WHY DO WE...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 15:56:23 -0400

catladynextdoor:

echalegalleta:

littleoutsider:

WHY DO WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT FOR THE PAST 15 YEARS IN A SMALL TOWN IN ALASKA THE MAYOR HAS BEEN A CAT

mAYOR STUBBS

”He doesn’t raise our taxes - we have no sales tax. He doesn’t interfere with business,” said Lauri Stec “He’s honest.”

and he oNLY drinks water from a wine glass

A town decided that a cat would be a better mayor than people

“He’s good, probably the best we’ve had,”

sweet jesus fuck i need to move here

http://infinitenap.tumblr.com/

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 15:03:43 -0400

http://infinitenap.tumblr.com/

If This Was A Movie - Taylor Swift Last night I heard my own...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 02:55:22 -0400

If This Was A Movie - Taylor Swift

Last night I heard my own heart beating

Sounded like footsteps on my stairs

Six months gone and I’m still reaching

Even though I know you’re not there

I was playing back a thousand memories, baby

Thinking ‘bout everything we’ve been through

Maybe I’ve been going back too much lately

When time stood still and I had you

Come back, come back, come back to me like

You would, you would if this was a movie

Stand in the rain outside ‘til I came out

Come back, come back, come back to me like

You could, you could if you just said you’re sorry

I know that we could work it out somehow

But if this was a movie you’d be here by now

I know people change and these things happen

But I remember how it was back then

Wrapped up in your arms and our friends were laughing

‘Cause nothing like this ever happened to them,

Now I’m pacing down the hall, chasing down your street

Flashback to the night when you said to me,

“Nothing’s gonna change, not for me and you

Not before I knew how much I had to lose”

Come back, come back, come back to me like

You would, you would if this was a movie

Stand in the rain outside ‘til I came out

Come back, come back, come back to me like

You could, you could if you just said you’re sorry

I know that we could work it out somehow

But if this was a movie you’d be here by now

If you’re out there,

If you’re somewhere,

If you’re moving on,

I’ve been waiting for you.

Ever since you’ve been gone

I just want it back the way it was before.

And I just wanna see you back at my front door.

And I say

Come back, come back, come back to me like

You would before you said it’s not that easy

Before the fight, before I locked you out

But I take it all back now

Come back, come back, come back to me like

You would, you would if this was a movie

Stand in the rain outside ‘til I came out

Come back, come back, come back to me like

You could, you could if you just said you’re sorry

I know that we could work it out somehow

But if this was a movie you’d be here by now

You’d be here by now

It’s not the kind of ending you wanna see now

Baby, what about the ending

Oh, I thought you’d be here by now, whoa

Thought you’d be here by now

Sitting around at 4 A.M. waiting for my coworkers/roommates to stop partying. Sometimes I...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 05:14:38 -0400

Sitting around at 4 A.M. waiting for my coworkers/roommates to stop partying. Sometimes I wonder if there is an actual group that I fit in to.

iguessillusethis: my-apollo-bars: in case any of you wanted to...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 14:08:03 -0400

iguessillusethis:

my-apollo-bars:

in case any of you wanted to know how gay sex works

Lol I’m showing everyone this

Kelly Clarkson- “Dark Side” There’s a place...

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 02:02:51 -0400

Kelly Clarkson- “Dark Side”

There’s a place that I know

It’s not pretty there and few have ever gone

If I show it to you now

Will it make you run away

Or will you stay

Even if it hurts

Even if I try to push you out

Will you return?

And remind me who I really am

Please remind me who I really am

Everybody’s got a dark side

Do you love me?

Can you love mine?

Nobody’s a picture perfect

But we’re worth it

You know that we’re worth it

Will you love me?

Even with my dark side?

Like a diamond

From black dust

It’s hard to know

It can become

If you give up

So don’t give up on me

Please remind me who I really am

Everybody’s got a dark side

Do you love me?

Can you love mine?

Nobody’s a picture perfect

But we’re worth it

You know that we’re worth it

Will you love me?

Even with my dark side?

Don’t run away

Just tell me that you will stay

Promise me you will stay

Don’t run away

Just promise me you will stay

Promise me you will stay

Will you love me?

Everybody’s got a dark side

Do you love me?

Can you love mine?

Nobody’s a picture perfect

But we’re worth it

You know that we’re worth it

Will you love me?

Even with my dark side?

“Accidental Racist” -Brad Paisley and LL Cool...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 15:22:35 -0400

“Accidental Racist” -Brad Paisley and LL Cool J

Wait, what?

"And when we were good, you just close your eyes. So when we are bad, we’ll scar your minds"

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 04:26:32 -0400

“And when we were good, you just close your eyes. So when we are bad, we’ll scar your minds”

- Marilyn Manson - “Fight Song”

Does your background check ever show that I earned a bachelor’s degree? Does it put my years...

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 04:25:32 -0400

Does your background check ever show that I earned a bachelor’s degree? Does it put my years of teaching and coaching children and adults on display? Are the countless times I refused illicit drugs or avoided illegal activites ever considered? How about all the good things I’ve done?

Do you ever consider that I’m more than just a list of my past crimes?

"I think I’ve finally had enough. I think I maybe think too much. I think this might be it for..."

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 05:29:17 -0400

“

I think I’ve finally had enough. I think I maybe think too much.
I think this might be it for us. You think I’m just too serious. I think you’re full of shit. My head is spinning so blow me one last kiss.

Just when it can’t get worse, I’ve had a shit day.
Have you had a shit day? We’ve had a shit day. I think that life’s too short for this. I want back my ignorance and bliss. I think I’ve had enough of this. Blow me one last kiss.

”

- Pink- “Blow Me (One Last Kiss)”

I found a container of lotion in my bathroom.

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 00:22:30 -0400

It claims to have Shea butter in it. It smells like rocky road ice cream. It’s kind of watery and doesn’t seem to work well.

I think someone poured ice cream into a lotion container and left it in my bathroom.

amazingatheist: The First Honest Cable Company

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 12:55:33 -0400

amazingatheist:

The First Honest Cable Company

The Onion: Supreme Court On Gay Marriage: 'Sure, Who Cares'

Wed, 27 Mar 2013 13:47:00 -0400

The Onion: Supreme Court On Gay Marriage: 'Sure, Who Cares':

WASHINGTON—Ten minutes into oral arguments over whether or not homosexuals should be allowed to marry one another, a visibly confounded Supreme Court stopped legal proceedings Tuesday and ruled that gay marriage was “perfectly fine” and that the court could “care less who marries whom.”

“Yeah, of course gay men and women can get married. Who gives a shit?” said Chief Justice John Roberts, who interrupted attorney Charles Cooper’s opening statement defending Proposition 8, which rescinded same-sex couples’ right to marry in California. “Why are we even seriously discussing this?”

“Does anyone else up here care about this?” Roberts added as his eight colleagues began shaking their heads and saying, “No,” “Nah,” and “I also don’t care about this.” “Great. Same-sex marriage is legal in the United States of America. Do we have anything of actual import on the docket, or are we done for the day?”

Before Roberts officially ended proceedings, sources confirmed that all nine justices were reportedly dumbfounded, asking why the case was even coming before them and wondering aloud if some sort of mistake had been made. Calling marriage equality a “no-brainer,” members of the High Court appeared not just confused but irritated when Proposition 8 defenders argued that gay marriage was not a national issue but a state matter.

Moreover, when Attorney Cooper said that gay marriage could harm the moral fabric of the country and hurt the institution of marriage, Associate Justice Sotomayor asked, “What are you even talking about?” while Justice Anthony Kennedy reportedly muttered, “You got to be fucking kidding me,” under his breath.

“I have to interject, Mr. Cooper,” Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg said as the attorney argued that the government has legitimate reasons to discourage same-sex couples from getting married. “Do you honestly care this much about this issue? Because if you do, you’re a real goddamn idiot. Actually, you sound as dumb as dog shit, and you are wasting our time.”

“Should gay marriage be legal?” Ginsburg continued. “Yes. Done. Case closed. Goodbye. Christ, were we seriously scheduled to spend the next few months debating this?”

Even the typically conservative wing of the court maintained that, despite their personal views, it would be “downright silly” for them to rule that same-sex marriage was unconstitutional.

“I’m a strict Originalist, Mr. Cooper, and I’m looking at a 14th Amendment that forbids any state from denying any person equal protection of the law,” Associate Justice Antonin Scalia said. “So, unless we are the most uncivilized society on the face of God’s green earth, I think we can all agree that a gay person is in fact a person. So what I’m saying is, who the fuck are we to tell a person who he or she can get married to? This is dumb. Can we talk about a real case now, please?”

Before adjourning the court, Roberts said there would be no official opinion on the case because it’s just “common goddamn sense,” and then addressed gay men and women directly.

“Get married, don’t get married, do whatever you want,” Roberts said. “It’s the opinion of this court that we don’t give two shits what you do.”

“C’mon, let’s go get some food,” added Roberts, as the eight other justices followed him out the door.

Photo

Wed, 27 Mar 2013 11:18:20 -0400

Pink - Try (Live)

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 23:06:43 -0400

Pink - Try (Live)

tastefullyoffensive: [herdhi]

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 16:04:06 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

[herdhi]

in-the-margins: this old comic gets more relevant with each...

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 16:03:29 -0400

in-the-margins:

this old comic gets more relevant with each passing day.

Moving

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 02:35:39 -0400

When I was initially planning-out this move, I figured I would packing a few boxes into my car and driving away to a new life.

I was very wrong.