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Evolution of Apologetics

HOLLA

The Book of Job

THOU NEEDS TO CEASE THY JERKING OFF

And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be drenched with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness.
Isaiah 34:7
18 Early in the morning, as Jesus was on his way back to the city, he was hungry. 19 Seeing a fig tree by the road, he went up to it but found nothing on it except leaves. Then he said to it, “May you never bear fruit again!” Immediately the tree withered.

Matthew 21:18-19

So Christ wasn’t very environmentally friendly….

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
Ezekiel 23:20 - Religious adult fanfic
Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman; that is detestable.
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Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material.

Leviticus 18:22

Leviticus 19:19

New International Version (NIV)

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