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The man flip flops and lies every year!

The man flip flops and lies every year!

(Source: carrie-whites)

So this happened to me today…

midnightlibertine:

Me: Hey what ethnicity are you?
Friend: I’m Laotian
Me: You’re from the ocean?!
Friend: No, I am Laotian.
Me: Yea, what ocean?
Friend: Dude! I’m from LAOS! It’s a country!
Me: …
Me: ….
Me: …..
Me: So what ocean?

Jehovah’s Witness Costume

atheist-overdose:

“god has a plan for little boys”…and so does the catholic church…follow for the best atheist posts on tumblr


Fixed.

atheist-overdose:

“god has a plan for little boys”…and so does the catholic church…

Fixed.

This review is from: BIC Cristal For Her Ball Pen, 1.0mm, Black, 16ct (MSLP16-Blk) (Office Product)

I love BIC Cristal for Her! The delicate shape and pretty pastel colors make it perfect for writing recipe cards, checks to my psychologist (I’m seeing him for a case of the hysterics), and tracking my monthly cycle. Obviously, I don’t use it for vulgar endeavors like math or filling out a voter application, but BIC Cristal for Her is a lovely little writing utensil all the same. Ask your husband for some extra pocket money so you can buy one today!

luthiermark:

No One Murdered Because Of This Image

WASHINGTON—Following the publication of the image above, in which the most cherished figures from multiple religious faiths were depicted engaging in a lascivious sex act of considerable depravity, no one was murdered, beaten, or had their lives threatened, sources reported Thursday. The image of the Hebrew prophet Moses high-fiving Jesus Christ as both are having their erect penises vigorously masturbated by Ganesha, all while the Hindu deity anally penetrates Buddha with his fist, reportedly went online at 6:45 p.m. EDT, after which not a single bomb threat was made against the organization responsible, nor did the person who created the cartoon go home fearing for his life in any way. Though some members of the Jewish, Christian, Hindu, and Buddhist faiths were reportedly offended by the image, sources confirmed that upon seeing it, they simply shook their heads, rolled their eyes, and continued on with their day.

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